tanz der lemons

by ieatpants

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the first full ieatpants album. includes hit songs about rush limbaugh, urkel, paul bunyan, and internet bullies


released March 4, 2008

brandon eugene miller: guitar, voice, computer drums/synths




ieatpants Bristol, UK

ah jeez.

please don't pay any money for this.

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Track Name: we don't have much of anything anyway
what's the world gonna say
when you're gone?
what is the world gonna remember you for
when you are dead and gone?

you don't have much time, anyway.
Track Name: thank god it's not friday anymore
the situation at home
was very, very sad
he thought, "did i do that?"
when his mom left his dad

always at the winslow's
it was as far as he could run
carl saw the sadness in his eyes
laura knew how much he cried

oh urkel
what can we do?
would you feel better
if laura slept with you?

drowning in loneliness
you know it's the family, that matters
his outward abilities
belied his inner child

the situation at home
was very, very, very sad
he thought, "did i do that?"
when his mom left his dad

oh urkel
what can we do?
would you feel better
if laura slept with you?
Track Name: why not just do what you like
you do what you like
and when you die
you know you'll have died
doing what you like
Track Name: high power tension lines
and i ran away from the city
everyday into the country
i can hide in the forest
i can't get lost though
there's a highway
or a high-powered-tension line

i'm feeling very fuzzy, indeed
my eyes are never open
my tongue is crumblin
like my browser, i'm stumbling
an apple a day
but not

to let me know
that i'm not lost this time
there's always
high power tension lines
and there's a highway
and it's just my luck
to get just what i want
it's just my luck
to get what i want
and i ran away from the city
into the crunch-ree

i get to stare out the window
i get to zone out indoors
out of the rain
my wet socks
from the walk
i can't stand the fucking rain
when will the sun come back again?
i'll do what i want
i'm gonna come alive again
i don't need to eat anymore
these jokes
and my brain is filled with these tiny rocks
these pebbles
these fruit loops
whatever you got
Track Name: my dying song
these are my final days
it's too much to talk about
there's a society growing in my blood
it's a secret, as secret as it gets for a club
they build their lives
but they don't know
that they're killing their host

they all just seem the same to me
sometimes i guess
i feel a little dizzy
i've always felt a need
to do things
but recently
i just can't feel busy

thinking about it doesn't help
these days still seem to melt away
what is time
when you don't know
how much of it is left for you?

there's a question on my mind
will i know when i've died?
what is time like
when it ceases to exist?
who will finish this song when i'm gone?

these are my final days
it's too much to talk about
my blood it poisons me
it doesn't know that it's killing its host
Track Name: where is our paul bunyan?
in a darker day
in a darker age
the forests wiped out
you're not a hero
our trees are all gone
this is a dark day

the morning is hard
the day only gets harder
whatever happened
to you paul bunyan?

great lakes of whiskey
there's dirt in the flapjacks
american myth
american hero
in the middle of the night
i can hear it raining
in the middle of the night
i can hear paul crying

the morning is hard
the day only gets harder
whatever happened
to you paul bunyan

sun burnt leather flesh
beard caked in mud and spit
what happened to your spirit?
what night did you fall into?
in the heart of every lumberjack
the question, where are you paul bunyan?

the morning is hard
the day only gets harder
whatever happened
to you paul bunyan
Track Name: don't make fun of marty mcfly, rush limbaugh
michael j. fox
i was watching the tv a little earlier today
it was teen wolf
michael j. fox

well everybody loves michael j. fox
everybody that is, except for rush limbaugh
oh rush
why you are such a thorn
in michael j. fox's side?
that's not nice?
making fun of sick people ain't cool rush
even though your name's rush
you're not cool rush
like rush is
and as a matter of fact
i heard that you do some sort of drugs
that your base doesn't approve of
that's right
i heard you abuse painkillers
now that's just not cool
you shouldn't make fun of michael j. fox
cause he was in teen wolf
and back to the future, one, two and, three
michael j. fox
wewal, makle, mankle my ankle(??)

that ponytail makes you look stupid rush
i'm gonna cut it off
and i'm gonna keep cutting
til i cut through your neck
and then i cut through your family's neck too
cause i like michael j. fox
and i don't like you
i don't know why you did that to him
that's not very nice, he's got a deadly disease
and you just got some other deadly disease
it's called lameness
and you're going to die of it
you're not cool rush
you know is though?
let me tell you
michael j. fox.
he's cool man
Track Name: oh, how the internet upsets me
there's a fancy blogger
by the name of shitface
i wanna punch him in the face
but i don't think he has a face
he's on the internet
or the world wide web
i don't know what to do
and he pisses me off
every day
oh every day

but i take a walk outside
the sun's shining and there's no rain in the sky
i can't tell you how happy it makes me feel
to be outside
to know
that i am real
mr fancypants blogger
you're not real
you're nothing
to me

i'm gonna track you down
gonna fucking cut your nuts off
well, maybe i wouldn't do anything like that
cause it sounds kind of mean
but man, you're so mean
ugh, the internet
is so
god, it just gets into my brain sometime
it's all these people
and all they want to do is complain
they all have something to say
it's stupid
it's so fucking stupid

and i walk outside
i see the sun in the sky
no clouds to bring me down
i'm gonna stay out here forever
never going on the internet again
never going on the world wide web again
never going
never again
Track Name: time is stupid
is stupid
it goes forward
people fall off the earth

takes people
once they leave
they don't come back

this earth
is going to go away someday
it's hard to imagine
to us
time seems infinite
but it's not

it's only a small percentage of time
that we've been alive

one day
the sun will grow to the size
of a massive star
and engulf our planet
we'll die
all of us
me and you will
be dead