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oh, how the internet upsets me

from tanz der lemons by ieatpants



sometimes people on the internet are really annoying


there's a fancy blogger
by the name of shitface
i wanna punch him in the face
but i don't think he has a face
he's on the internet
or the world wide web
i don't know what to do
and he pisses me off
every day
oh every day

but i take a walk outside
the sun's shining and there's no rain in the sky
i can't tell you how happy it makes me feel
to be outside
to know
that i am real
mr fancypants blogger
you're not real
you're nothing
to me

i'm gonna track you down
gonna fucking cut your nuts off
well, maybe i wouldn't do anything like that
cause it sounds kind of mean
but man, you're so mean
ugh, the internet
is so
god, it just gets into my brain sometime
it's all these people
and all they want to do is complain
they all have something to say
it's stupid
it's so fucking stupid

and i walk outside
i see the sun in the sky
no clouds to bring me down
i'm gonna stay out here forever
never going on the internet again
never going on the world wide web again
never going
never again


from tanz der lemons, released March 4, 2008
brandon eugene miller: guitars, handclaps, drum samples, vocals




ieatpants Bristol, UK

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